BLAME IT ON THE QUACKS

Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect
her husband's test results.

The lab tech says to her, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but
there has been a big mix-up and we have a problem.
When we sent your husband's samples to the lab, the
samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and
we are now uncertain which one is your husband's.
Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

" What do you mean?" Mrs. ! Ward asked.

"Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and
the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned
Mrs. Ward.

"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these
expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your
husband off in the middle of town. If he
finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

GOT TO LOVE MEDICARE !!!!